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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.
Purchase the antidote known as Work Isolator Neutraliser Extractor (WINE).
The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift Hitting Infiltrator
Remover All Zones (Shiraz), but this is only available for those who can afford it.
The next best equivalent is Cheapest Available System Killer (CASK).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been eliminated from your system.
[Edited on 9/6/2005 by JumpeySpyder]
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Jgot back to my flat to find i still have the virus :(
They want me to quit to help them legally, but considering how much corporate have fucked me over, I'm looking out for myself, so I'm making them fire me (whcih will hppen on wednesday)
But it ain't over.
The union is going after Dominos.
And after that I'm prolly gonna go after Eagle Boys (the other company) for defamation, harassment and blackmail.
The funny thing is, our (company owned) store was just sold (for 1.5 mil), so now that its a franchise I can get rehired at the end of the month.
And its not all bad, my managers are putting their monthly profit share into a going away party for me.
$1000 worth of booze being drunk by dayum hot 14-16yo chicks :P
[Edited on 10/6/2005 by Clown]
He said girls not boys, and I think they may be a little too old for Michael.