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ON REQUEST: basic italian for Imola

salvo
in ForzaMinardi.com Forum -- The Pub
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Lesson one

"Mi scusi, mi sono perso"
(Excuse me, I got lost)

Comments

  • Murph
    [quote]Thanks for lesson one......

    My wife, Patty, has a request for lesson two....... how does one say..."He is not my husband ! No matter what he says Mr. Policeman, I do not know this man !"

    thanks.....I think

    Murph
  • salvo
    :hehe:

    Lesson 2 for Mrs Murph

    Non è mio marito, non importa quello che dice, signor poliziotto, io non conosco quest'uomo!
  • salvo
    Lesson 3

    "Sono venuto dall'America per tifare per la Minardi... Davvero, non sto scherzando!"

    I came from America to support Minardi... Seriously, I'm not joking!

    (could be useful here in TOITland)

    p.s. you can change America with Inghilterra or Irlanda, if you like.:hehe:
  • MCSF
    I will practice that line - but will not put the "I'm joking part on it as I think my tone will let all know I am serious!
  • forzaminardi
    Followed by

    Che bella gnocca! :hehe:

  • MCSF
    Professori Salvo?
  • Neil_s
    Also you could say -

    "Vafanculo" when you see a TOIT fan.

    It means "Hope you are well! Good luck for the race"


    :D
  • Biker
    E pericoloso sporgersi :)
  • Neil_s
    You can also say to TOIT fan:

    Figlio di puttana

    It means: Simply the best

    ;)
  • Ger
    nice one whats -I'm not drunk It's my medication!
  • salvo
    Neil, it's not a good idea to offend TOIT fans, since they are a whole nation.

    Ger, it wouldn't work.
  • Neil_s
    also if you happen to bump into Silvio, cry out loud

    EVVIVA LA SINISTRA!
  • manlio27
    To say to TOIT fans:

    "Mi trombo tua moglie"
    ("Send my kindest regards to your lady")
  • Clown
    To say to TOIT fans:

    "Mi trombo tua moglie"
    ("Send my kindest regards to your lady")
    Finally something we can use :D
  • salvo
    lesson 4
    never listen to anyone but me for you italan lessons, especially manlio.

    ti trombo tua moglie means I fuck your wife:spank::hehe:

    lesson 5

    to make the point clar once and for all
    TOIT fans=ITALIANS (all of them except the 2 madmen you see here)
    So, if you don't want to argue with 57 millions people, don't think about TOIT for a while.


    lesson 6

    non mi dia cibo per americani, per favore

    Sir, don't give me food for americans, please.:hehe:

  • salvo
    Lesson 7

    Important for toilets:

    UOMINI sounds like woman but means MEN.
  • viges
    salvo, how will I say "please move me, I come out in a rash when sitting next to Americans"?
  • MCSF
    grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    I thought we had a truce and that the French are now our whipping boy. Girl .... unisex, transgender...whatever they want to call them selves these days.
  • viges
    Going back a few years, Quig, they were your best buddies. We remember that even if you don't. Return the Statue of Liberte if you so wish.
  • MCSF
    Don't you remember your ForzaMinardi.com history? I went on a bender over the statue in question....it was some of my best ranting. dst almost committed himself.

    Long and short....

    I'm sick of that eyesore.
  • viges
    Quig, I read the stuff between dst and you precisely once!
  • manlio27
    Schumacher, vieni a pescare con me? Mi manca il verme.

    Schumacher. would you like to come fishing with me? I have no worm!'

    :hehe:
  • Lease
    Crikey, what are you bothering with this stuff for??!!

    Everyone knows how to speak Eyetie;

    Hey Mar-io, wheres-a da race-a track, uh?

    You like-a some-a nice-a fruit-a-da-veg?

    and when trying to impress the locals:

    Hey Luig, how comm-a dey paint-a da pace-acar red, uh? ann-a why is-a dey two of em, uh??!!
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