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Typical San Francisco joke

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another
man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers. Don't be silly.

"Well, who is he, then?" he demands .

"That's me before my surgery."

Comments

  • :) :hehe:
  • was this a personal experience emmo back in the days whenyou where young and meeting women in the alley who worked at Mitchel Brothers?

    for those of you not in the know:
    http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/pornographers/mitchell-brothers/
  • only three years for shooting your own brother with a shotgun? I thought that would put you on the chair?
  • Actally there was an official day off of work for city employees for the funeral. Hey, it's San Francisco. It's a different set of rules there.

    Cool Wierd stuff happens there. It's very surreal at times. God I miss it.

    Smoking cigarettes is illegal. Marijuana is legal. You can still walk up and down the Haight and hear dreadlocked tie-die frocked Deadheads trying to pander their wares mumbling "Doses" to you in hopes you need to buy some different reality. go figure

    'Careful now.
    'We're dealing here with a myth.
    'This city is a point upon a map of fog;
    'Lemuria in a city unknown.
    'Like us,
    'It doesn't quite exist.' "
    Ambrose Bierce, San Francisco journalist,poet, and novelist of the early 1900's

    "I've labored long and hard for bread,
    For honor and for riches,
    But on my corns too long you've tread,
    You fair-haired sons of bitches."
    Black Bart, notorious San Francisco bandit of the 1870s,left this poem in a strongbox after he had robbed it.

    "One day if I do go to heaven...
    I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco. "

    "Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?"
    ...Herb Caen

    "You are fortunate to live here. If I were your President, I would levy a tax on you for living in San Francisco!"
    Mikhail Gorbachev

    "San Francisco is 49 square miles surrounded by reality"
    Paul Kantnerrock band Jefferson Airplane

    "East is East, and West is San Francisco"...O. Henry

    "The coldest winter I ever saw was the summer I spent in San Francisco."

    "I fell in love with the most cordial and sociable city in the Union."

    "I have always been rather better treated in San Francisco than I actually deserved."
    Mark Twain

    "They were a wonderful set of burglars, the people who were running San Francisco when I first came to town in 1923, wonderful because, if they were stealing, they were doing it with class and style."
    Sally Stanford, San Francisco's most famous madam

    "It's a mad city, inhabited by perfectly insane people whose women are of remarkable beauty" -Rudyard Kipling 1891

    "Somehow the great cities of America
    Have taken their places in a mythology that shapes their destiny: Money lives in New York. Power sits in Washington. Freedom sips Cappuccino in a sidewalk cafe in San Francisco.".....Joe Flower

    "Where elso but in San Francisco would characters such as Sister Boom-Boom, a transvestite who dresses in a miniskirted nun's habit, and a punk rocker names Jello Biafra run for seats on the Board of Supervisors? And where else would 75,000 runners dress like centipedes, gorilla, and six packs of beer to participate in the "moving masquerade ball" otherwise known as the Bay to Breakers Race?" ....JoAnne Davidson, journalist
  • good one, emmet! :hehe::hehe::hehe:
  • I actually know one of the lawyers that was involved with the Mitchell Bros case.

    See, I worked in an auto parts store that shared the same alley as the sex club. I'd be in the back of the store sorting brake cores or starters etc and the girls would walk along the alley and see me there working and offer free passes into the show. I'd go on record and state that none were gender benders. Crazy days for sure.
  • ...did I not mention the alley in question in a previous post? See I do remember some conversations!
  • Yes you did - and that is why I felt it needed some explaination.

    The key question is do you remember the conversation that we had regarding the large sum of money you were going to give me no strings attached?
  • Yea, and you'll likely to see that just like I'll probably see my plaque.

    turn on your ichat!
  • You'll get it - as a matter of fact once I get back from vacation I might be sent back to the main shop for a while - VERY busy there on a 3% scale model of the Shuttle and they need all the help they can get. 400 hours of work to be done in a few months time!
  • Model of the old shuttle or a new concept?
  • Telstar - it is a revised 3% scale model originally built in the late '60s early 70's - our guys have built all the new bits that have been hung on it since it was new to EXACT detail so we can measure the airflow of the model in order to find the bits that are causing disruption in the flow and knocking foam off of the shuttle.

    Bernie - the main shop is building a model of the VEV as well - I just gave a tour to a buch of 6th graders and they were all over the CEv parts.

    It is pretty cool but harkens back to Apollo.
  • That model sounds kinda like the PS02, just keep updating it. At least the shuttle program is not just trying to make the grid for the next season and isn't working on the budget Minardi had.

    Ya that VEV looks pretty cool, a lot of people liked the Apollo days and a lot of stuff nowadays looks retro so no suprise that this looks back to Apollo. Has Northrop/Boeing shown any sketches of their idea?
  • Believe me - this is a life or death venture.....
  • No doubt about that. I've grown up in Houston and I'm a big fan of the space program, its workers, and accomplishments.

    Anyone see that Richard Branson is having a space port built in New Mexico for his Virgin Galactic venture? Has had 38,000 people pay a deposit to go up so far. Costs $200,000 for a trip. If they do start flying in '08 or '09 it might be a good time for me to look into the space architecture program at my school.
  • Space architecture?
  • Being in Houston this program relates well to nearby industry and deals with space and other extreme environments such as offshore drilling, under sea bases, and arctic reasearch labs. Implementing into architecture the planning and design gained from advanced approaches, systems and applications that are revealed through space investigations and concepts. The program's mission is to plan and to implement programs that will advance peaceful and beneficial uses of space and space technology.

    Unfortunetely I can't get on to the programs website at the moment or I'd be able to tell some more about it or show some images. I see this program as becoming very important once we get back to the moon an mars, and in the case of Virgin Galactic, possibly an orbiting hotel or something along those lines once commercial space travel becomes mainstream. Maybe someday a working Millenium Falcon.
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