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Bush, Blair, the Pope, Berlusconi and a little boy are travelling in an airplane. Suddenly, the pilot comes and says the plane is about to crash and everyone should jump. But there are only four parachutes.
So Bush says : “I'm the most important guy in the world. I have no choice. I have to jump…” He takes the first parachute and jumps.
Right after, Blair says : “As I am the most important person in Europe, I have no choice…” He takes the second parachute and jumps.
Then Berlusconi looks at the Pope and the little boy and says : “Sorry guys, but I'm the most intelligent person in Europe. I can't stay” And he jumps.
So the Pope looks at the little boy and tells him he's going to stay on the plane because he's already so old and so sick. The little boy answers : “Don't worry Holy Father. There's no problem : Berlusconi jumped with his backpack !”
Berlusconi's yacht shipwrecked. Three boys on a little boat save him. "Ask me one thing each and I'll give'em to you" says Silvio. "A Ferrari" says the first. "It's yours" says Silvio. "A house with a swimming pool in Sardinia" says the second. "Sure" says Silvio. "A wheelchair" says the third. "Well... you'll have it... but may I ask you why?" "When my father will know I saved you he'll break my legs".
Berlusconi's yacht shipwrecked. Three boys on a little boat save him. "Ask me one thing each and I'll give'em to you" says Silvio. "A Ferrari" says the first. "It's yours" says Silvio. "A house with a swimming pool in Sardinia" says the second. "Sure" says Silvio. "A wheelchair" says the third. "Well... you'll have it... but may I ask you why?" "When my father will know I saved you he'll break my legs".
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So Bush says : “I'm the most important guy in the world. I have no choice. I have to jump…” He takes the first parachute and jumps.
Right after, Blair says : “As I am the most important person in Europe, I have no choice…” He takes the second parachute and jumps.
Then Berlusconi looks at the Pope and the little boy and says : “Sorry guys, but I'm the most intelligent person in Europe. I can't stay” And he jumps.
So the Pope looks at the little boy and tells him he's going to stay on the plane because he's already so old and so sick.
The little boy answers : “Don't worry Holy Father. There's no problem : Berlusconi jumped with his backpack !”
"Ask me one thing each and I'll give'em to you" says Silvio.
"A Ferrari" says the first.
"It's yours" says Silvio.
"A house with a swimming pool in Sardinia" says the second.
"Sure" says Silvio.
"A wheelchair" says the third.
"Well... you'll have it... but may I ask you why?"
"When my father will know I saved you he'll break my legs".
p.s. Quig, you're right 100%
It's a disease infecting more than half Italy.
Send us scientists from the Us:o
But then why is he going to win elections also next year?
Italian left wing...........:spank:
I see that brick layer I hired failed. There goes his pizza.
It's a brick layer and not a brick thrower;)
Anyone know an Italian shot put who is very accurate.;)