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Real Dictionary

Ger
in ForzaMinardi.com Forum -- The Pub
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:,

40-ish.............................................49,
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone,
Athletic.........................No tits, Average
looking...............................Ugly,
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar, Contagious
Smile.............Does a lot of pills, Emotionally
Secure......................On medication,
Feminist......................................Fat,
Free spirit....................................Junkie,
Friendship first..........................Former slut,
Fun..........................................Annoying,
New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places,
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs,
Open-minded.................................Desperate,
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing,
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk,
Professional....................................Bitch,
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat, Large
frame................................Hugely Fat, Wants Soul
mate.............................Stalker,

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:,
1. Yes = No,
2. No = Yes,
3. Maybe = No,
4. We need = I want..,
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry,
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble,
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not,
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later,
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!,
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever, think about?,

MEN'S ENGLISH:,
1. I am hungry = I am hungry,
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy,
3. I am tired = I am tired,
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!,
5. I love you = Let's have sex now,
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?,
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you,
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you,
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with, you,
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex, with you,
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay,

Comments

  • bernie
    You brought a very big smile to my wife. I was cackling with laughter!
  • Minardifan2002
    I agree with the women's side.

    showed it to my closest friend and she laughed but it gave me plenty of opprutunity to tease her.

    [Edited on 30/11/2005 by Minardifan2002]
  • salvo
    veeery nice:hehe:
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