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Italian Bread
Two guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench. The 87
year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath. The 80 year old asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day… It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
On the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
have any Italian bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He
said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "5 loaves, don't you think by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard?"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this
Italian bread thing but me.