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A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND
SAY HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM. SO
HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."
NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS
"MY GOD, YOU'RE THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY, THAT I SCREWED ON THE
POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS
WITH WET CELERY!".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER!"
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