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This is the most complete list of this sort I've seen yet!
ALFA
Always Looking For Another
Another Lemon From Antonio
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
Broke My Wallet
Break My Windows
Big Money Waste
Brings Me Women
Bought My Wife
Bring Many Wrenches
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
CADILLAC
Contains Another Dead Italian Lying Lifeless Amongst Cargo
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI
Frigging Expensive Recurring Repairs Aren't Really Important
FIAT
Fix It Again Tomorrow
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Failure Is A Tradition
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Foundation Of Retarded Designers
Found On the Road ... Dead
GEO
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM
General Maintenance
Garbage Makers
General Mistake
Generally Miserable
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable AND Inexpensive...
IROC
I Reek Of Cologne
JEEP
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket
LAMBORGHINI
Look At My Bitchin' Outrageous Ride Going How I Never Imagined
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG
Money Guzzler
MINIVAN
Manhood Is Not Intact Vasectomized And Neutered
MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
PONTIAC
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE
Proves Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything
ROVER
Runs On Very Expensive Repairs
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SATURN
Shitty Automobile That Usually Runs Noisily
SMART
Slow Moving And Really Tiny
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicle Of Low Velocity Owner
VTEC
Vanishing Torque in the Engine Compartment
VW
Virtually Worthless
Comments
Oh and FORD........Fix or repair daily!
Plus, what about the old standard "Fix it Again Tony" ?
BMW - Bavarian Money Waster.
HOLDEN - Homolgated Oil Leaking Device Engineered by Novices.
Kinda reminds me of the Statesman ad that says "Holens finest engineering", yeah like the Nissan engine in the VL, the Buick engine in the VN-VU, and the Chev engine in the VT-VU :P
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